SO APPARENTLY FOX NEWS' CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST GREG GUTFELD HAS SERIOUS ISSUES WITH POPULAR NINTENDO GAME "THE GUITAR HERO." WHILE DISHING ABOUT THE GAME ON HIS LATE NIGHT SHOW REDEYE LAST FRIDAY, HE CLAIMED THAT IT "DIVORCES ACHIEVEMENT FROM REWARD." WHATEVER THAT MEANS. BUT THE FACT THAT HIS WORDS WERE DIRECTED AT A STUPID CHILD'S TOY ONLY MADE ME ASK: WHY DID SANTA PASS OVER GUTFELD'S HOUSE?
PROBABLY BECAUSE LIKE SANTA, GUTFELD SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING, AND KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. BUT ALSO, YOU SEE, SINCE GUITAR HERO GIVES THE GUITAR PLAYING EXPERIENCE TO THOSE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A REAL GUITAR OR LESSONS, IT PROBABLY KILLS HIM TO SEE HIS HOMELESS COHORT BILL SCHULZ BEING EMPOWERED WITH AN EXPERIENCE THAT HAS TYPICALLY ONLY BEEN AVAILABLE IN THE WEALTHIER COMMUNITIES OF AMERICA.
I MEAN WHY NOT GIVE THE GIFT OF MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT MAKE SOUND? THE REAL QUESTION WE HAVE TO BE ASKING IS, IF BRITNEY SPEARS HAD "THE GUITAR HERO" AS A CHILD, WE EVER HAD TO ENDURE HER CHART-TOPPING SMASH HIT SINGLE "SEXY BACK"?
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I DETEST MORE THAN CLASS WARFARE, IT IS JOYRIDING IN HATE. YOU MR. GUTFELD, NEED TO SLOW THAT RIDE DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAFFICKING IN BOTH.
I MEAN WHY NOT GIVE THE GIFT OF MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT MAKE SOUND? THE REAL QUESTION WE HAVE TO BE ASKING IS, IF BRITNEY SPEARS HAD "THE GUITAR HERO" AS A CHILD, WE EVER HAD TO ENDURE HER CHART-TOPPING SMASH HIT SINGLE "SEXY BACK"?
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I DETEST MORE THAN CLASS WARFARE, IT IS JOYRIDING IN HATE. YOU MR. GUTFELD, NEED TO SLOW THAT RIDE DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAFFICKING IN BOTH.
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