WHEN ASKED ABOUT A FUTURE FACTOR APPEARANCE:
"I'D GO ON THERE WITH A SUIT, MY SPECKS ON AND I'LL TEAR BILL O'REILLY'S ASS UP."
"They look at us as ignorant, which they shouldn't because we're successful just as any other entrepreneur or anybody doing any other craft. Some people only come across as ignorant, so it's only right to look at them as ignorant. But from a song? You just hating."
VIA: BALLERSTATUS
JADAKISS: "I'LL TEAR BILL O'REILLY'S ASS UP"
JOSSIP: CARTOON NOT RACIST, AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH AS O'REILLY
INTERSTING LIST, TO SAY THE LEAST
1) O'REILLY
2) COULTER
3) LIMBAUGH
4) MCDONALDS
5) KANYE WEST
6) BOXING
CR'S "DEAN WORMER OF THE MONTH": THE OFFICE'S ANGELA MARTIN (NBC)
"Angela Martin is the head of the accounting department at the fictitious paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch. Cold, judgmental and uptight, Angela frowns upon all frivolous activity in the office and has openly expressed her disapproval of office receptionist Pam Beesly’s flirtation with coworker Jim Halpert. Also being a staunch Christian with Protestant-like principles of discipline and efficiency, she frowns upon any sort of superfluity or inappropriateness in general."-WIKI
HUFFPO: STOCKTRADER LABELS MSNBC REPORTER "RUDE" OMG
THOSE JOB CREATING COUNTER-REVOLUTIONISTS ARE FINALLY SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS
"In an interview Friday with MSNBC anchors Contessa Brewer and Carlos Watson, Santelli called Brewer "rude" when she asked whether a trader who sits near him was 'suddenly famous.'"
-HUFFPO
GAWKER: GETTING THE STORY STRAIGHT ON THE FOX NEWS SCROTUM ISSUE
BECAUSE EDGY LEFTY BLOGS THAT SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER ARE ALWAYS TRUTHFUL
VIA: GAWKER
GAWKER: FOX'S "VICIOUS" PR MAKING "JUVENILE" ATTACKS*
(*POSTING STORIES ATTACKING JUVENILE ATTACKS ISNT JUVENILE)
"Running insane, barely-coherent attack ads against competitors is a tried and true tactic for Fox News. Along with the network's vicious PR department, the ads help drum up loads of free publicity for the network while promoting its mavericky, no-BS self image." -GAWKER
GAWKER: BILL O REILLY WHINES ABOUT "OPPRESSIVE" PAST TO WHOOPI
http://gawker.com/tag/race_baiting/
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONLY BLACK FEMALES COME FROM THE BOTTOM RUNG, ONLY IF THE RACIST (IGNORANT) REPORTERS AT FOX NEWS KNEW MORE ABOUT THE WORLD.
HUFFPO: WHOOPI SCHOOLS BILL O REILLY ON HUMOR AND LIFE IN GENERAL
I MEAN HOW COULD A JOKE BE FUNNY WITHOUT BUSH HITLER? (MAYBE SOME OPPRESSED PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD FUNNY SCHOOL.)
"If You're Gonna Do Humor, Learn How To Do It" -WHOOPI
JON STEWART EXPOSES O'REILLY'S RAZZI HYPOCRACY
WHICH REMINDS ME, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ARREST THOSE "DOCTORS" THAT ARE CUTTING PEOPLE OPEN WITH KNIVES?
"There's not much to add to Jon Stewart's thorough exposition of O'Reilly's hypocrisy, except perhaps this: Stewart shouldn't get absolutely all the credit for the humor here."-GAWKER
ARRIANA PLEASE PICK UP
I CURRENTLY LIVE IN L.A., AND REDEYE COMES ON AT MIDNIGHT DURING THE WEEK. BUT WHEN I WENT TO DALLAS, FOX IT MOVED TO 2AM TIMESLOT. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE, BUT UPON TRAVELING BACK TO CA, IT WAS IMMEDIATELY SHIFTED BACK TO 12AM. WHY IS RUPERT CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?
DEFAMER: FANTASIES OF FOX NEWS HATEFUCKS
WHEN WILL THOSE "FOX NEWS SPONSORED HATEFUCKS" EVER UNCLENCH THEIR FISTS SO THE SECRETLY NICE BLOGGERS CAN RELEASE THEIRS, AND START TYPING WITH TWO HANDS? DONT THEY UNDERSTAND THAT AMERICA PUTTING GUNS DOWN MEANS TERRORISTS THROWING ROBES TO THE GROUND? IF IT WORKED FOR JAMES BROLIN, IT CAN WORK FOR ANYONE!
"Admit it: at times, when the fantasy of a live, Fox News-sponsored hatefuck with Elisabeth Hasselbeck simply won't do, your thoughts turn to The View's resident sexual lioness (when Barbara Walters isn't there), Joy Behar."-DEFAMER
NONBELIEVERS PATRONIZE CHOSEN ONE
IF YOU HAD A PICTURE OF JESUS STEPPING OFF A BOAT, HOW WOULD YOU REPORT IT? "FORMER DOMESTIC TERRORIST ISCARIOT SAVES SAVIOR FROM DROWNING." YEAH, IF YOU WORKED FOR FOX. BUT IF IF YOU WORKED FOR A REAL NEWS OUTLET, LIKE MSNBC, IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE - "MESSIAH GETS OFF BOAT IN HOMESTATE HAWAII, FEEDS 5K."
SO THIS IS A GOOD EXPLANATION OF FOX'S GREG GUTFELD, WHO MAKES ALL SORTS OF ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT AN IMAGE OF THE CHOSEN ONE "MISTAKING" A WINDOW FOR A DOOR. IF THE PRESIDENT WAS IN FACT MAKING A MISTAKE, THEN WHY NOT BLAME THE AP FOR PUBLISHING A PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE? AND IF THE IMAGE IS IN FACT REAL, THEN WHY NOT AT LEAST QUESTION OTHERS, LIKE THE ORIGINAL WHITE HOUSE ARCHITECT?
AND WHY NOT QUESTION WHETHER THAT THE WALL EVEN STOPPED HIM FROM WALKING INTO THE BUILDING? IM NOT SAYING THAT HE WENT THROUGH THE WALL LIKE A SPIRIT, BUT EITHER WAY, A LARGE SHATTERED WINDOW WHERE A DOOR SHOULD OF BEEN WOULD CREATED AT LEAST 12 NEW JOBS.
SANTA SKIPS HOME OF FOX'S GUTFELD
SO APPARENTLY FOX NEWS' CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST GREG GUTFELD HAS SERIOUS ISSUES WITH POPULAR NINTENDO GAME "THE GUITAR HERO." WHILE DISHING ABOUT THE GAME ON HIS LATE NIGHT SHOW REDEYE LAST FRIDAY, HE CLAIMED THAT IT "DIVORCES ACHIEVEMENT FROM REWARD." WHATEVER THAT MEANS. BUT THE FACT THAT HIS WORDS WERE DIRECTED AT A STUPID CHILD'S TOY ONLY MADE ME ASK: WHY DID SANTA PASS OVER GUTFELD'S HOUSE?
PROBABLY BECAUSE LIKE SANTA, GUTFELD SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING, AND KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. BUT ALSO, YOU SEE, SINCE GUITAR HERO GIVES THE GUITAR PLAYING EXPERIENCE TO THOSE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A REAL GUITAR OR LESSONS, IT PROBABLY KILLS HIM TO SEE HIS HOMELESS COHORT BILL SCHULZ BEING EMPOWERED WITH AN EXPERIENCE THAT HAS TYPICALLY ONLY BEEN AVAILABLE IN THE WEALTHIER COMMUNITIES OF AMERICA.
I MEAN WHY NOT GIVE THE GIFT OF MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT MAKE SOUND? THE REAL QUESTION WE HAVE TO BE ASKING IS, IF BRITNEY SPEARS HAD "THE GUITAR HERO" AS A CHILD, WE EVER HAD TO ENDURE HER CHART-TOPPING SMASH HIT SINGLE "SEXY BACK"?
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I DETEST MORE THAN CLASS WARFARE, IT IS JOYRIDING IN HATE. YOU MR. GUTFELD, NEED TO SLOW THAT RIDE DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAFFICKING IN BOTH.
I MEAN WHY NOT GIVE THE GIFT OF MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT MAKE SOUND? THE REAL QUESTION WE HAVE TO BE ASKING IS, IF BRITNEY SPEARS HAD "THE GUITAR HERO" AS A CHILD, WE EVER HAD TO ENDURE HER CHART-TOPPING SMASH HIT SINGLE "SEXY BACK"?
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I DETEST MORE THAN CLASS WARFARE, IT IS JOYRIDING IN HATE. YOU MR. GUTFELD, NEED TO SLOW THAT RIDE DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAFFICKING IN BOTH.
"WHITE LIES": HATE OR HOPE?
SO AFTER RAPPER JAY-Z'S RECENT DISS OF FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, MANY POITICAL PUNDITS LIKE FOX'S BILL O' REILLY HAVE BEEN QUICK TO CRITICIZE IT AS GOING AGAINST OBAMA'S CALL FOR UNITY. I SAY CHECK BEFORE YA SPECK BILL. JAY-Z HAD BEEF WITH RAPPERS LIL WAYNE AND NAS, BOTH WHO ENDED UP DOING TRACKS ON JAY'S MOST RECENT ALBUM, AMERICAN GANGSTER.
WITH JAY'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ALBUM THE BLUEPRINT III TO "DROP" (COME OUT) SOON, COULD THIS BE A PLOY TO GET GDUB TO SPIT A VERSE ON ON IT? I MEAN BUSH IS ALMOST A RAPPER WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT: HE FACES TIME IN JAIL, LIKES SHOOTING GUNS, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK, MAKES UP WORDS, LIKES AFRICA, AND DOESN'T WANT ANYONE MESSIN WITH HIS MONEY. HE HAS EVEN BEEN RECENTLY BEEN OVERHEARD MURMURING:
MY NAME IS G MONEY AND I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE ME
THE ONLY GALLOP I CARE ABOUT IS THAT OF MY HORSEY
I BAIL OUT OBAMA TO GET PELOSI OFF MY BACK
NOW THE ONLY WAY ILL SEE LAURA IS IN A CONJUGAL IN IRAQ
REDEYE GIVES SEAKITTENS A BLACKEYE
SO APPARENTLY SOME AT FOX FIND PROGRESSIVE ANIMAL RIGHTS AGENDAS HILARIOUS. AFTER FURTHER RESEARCH OF REDEYE HOST GREG GUTFELD, I FOUND OUT THAT HE BELIEVES MOST LIBERALS ARE CANNIBALS. I SAY LOOK IN THE MIRROR MR. G. REPUBLICANS BELIEVE IN EATING ANIMALS, AND LAST TIME I CHECKED HUMANS ARE ANIMALS TOO.
HOWEVER, HE IS CORRECT IN THAT I OPPOSE THE CONTINUAL HUMAN RAPE OF MOTHER EARTH. AFTER ALL, HUMANS ARE AN INFINITELY EXPANDING SPECIES ON A FINITE PLANET. BUT HE MAKES THE MISTAKEN ASSUMPTION THAT I BELIEVE THE HUMAN RACE SHOULD ACTUALLY CONTINUE TO EXIST. CANNIBALISM IS A MEANS OF SURVIVAL, SO NATURALLY I DO NOT BELIEVE IN IT.
THIS MIGHT LEAD SOME TO ASK ABOUT HOW I SURVIVE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ATTACK THE ARGUMENT, NOT THE SOURCE, AS I ALWAYS SAY. HOWEVER, IF GUTFELD REALLY WANTS TO KNOW, HE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT OVER THE BONFIRE IN MY BACKYARD!
THIS MIGHT LEAD SOME TO ASK ABOUT HOW I SURVIVE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ATTACK THE ARGUMENT, NOT THE SOURCE, AS I ALWAYS SAY. HOWEVER, IF GUTFELD REALLY WANTS TO KNOW, HE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT OVER THE BONFIRE IN MY BACKYARD!
