DEFAMER: FANTASIES OF FOX NEWS HATEFUCKS

WHEN WILL THOSE "FOX NEWS SPONSORED HATEFUCKS" EVER UNCLENCH THEIR FISTS SO THE SECRETLY NICE BLOGGERS CAN RELEASE THEIRS, AND START TYPING WITH TWO HANDS? DONT THEY UNDERSTAND THAT AMERICA PUTTING GUNS DOWN MEANS TERRORISTS THROWING ROBES TO THE GROUND? IF IT WORKED FOR JAMES BROLIN, IT CAN WORK FOR ANYONE!

"Admit it: at times, when the fantasy of a live, Fox News-sponsored hatefuck with Elisabeth Hasselbeck simply won't do, your thoughts turn to The View's resident sexual lioness (when Barbara Walters isn't there), Joy Behar."-DEFAMER